10 Wedding Day Signs that Your Marriage May Be in Trouble

1. Either one or both of you had to get parental consent to get married.

2. Your minister asked you if you take this man (or woman) “to be your hunka-hunka burning love.”

3. Your new in-laws wore thier “good jeans” or their “clean work shirt” to the ceremony.

4. The ‘Star Wars’ theme was played.

5. The mother of the groom wore white.

6. The mother of the bride wore black.

7. The bride has already begun referring to herself as “the beneficiary.”

8. The groom invites one of the bridesmaids (or groomsmen) to tag along for the honeymoon.

9. The bride says, “next time i’ll hire a professional planner.”

10. If your last name is “Federline” or “Spears”.