Procrastination Wins the Day

I have to mow the lawn.
I’ll put it off until tomorrow.

The bills have to be paid.
I’ll put it off until tomorrow.

The house needs vacuuming.
I’ll put it off until tomorrow.

I have to clean the bathrooms.
I’ll put it off until tomorrow.

The kitchen floor needs to be waxed.
I’ll put it off until tomorrow.

I have so many things to do,
But putting it off is extremely cool.
Procrastination is the way
To make for a very pleasant day.

Now when the next day arrives,
And I have chores from 9 to 5,
I will not weep or feel real blue.
I’ll just think of something else to do.