How To Karate Kick a Watermelon
Being able to kick things with great force is a great way to assert your dominance. This reminds people that you mean business and that no jokes will be tolerated by you from this point onwards.
However, every now and then people tend to forget how good you are at karate kicking things, which is why they need to be reminded of this from time to time.
The best way to get them to start respecting you again, is to kick a watermelon and break it into little pieces. This is because the watermelon to them represents their heads and what you could potentially do to it, should they tick you the wrong way.
Instructions
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Purchase and set up watermelon
Now the first step in your mission to karate kick a water melon is to go out and buy one. Make sure you search far and wide till you find the most ripe watermelons out there. This is because when you break these ones, they will make a much better sound, and this will make the whole event look a lot more cooler.
Now once you have bought this watermelon, you need to go ahead and set it up. This can be done in a number of ways, but the best way is to hang it in mid air, preferably at the head level of someone who is in the crowd, and someone who you don’t like. -
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Impose authority over the watermelon
The next step is for you to impose your authority over the watermelon. While hanging freely, the watermelon might tend to feel like nothing is really going to happen to it. At the same time, the crowd might feel the same way.
This is why you need to keep shouting out random noises, while screaming that the watermelon is about to meet its maker/doom. -
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Set yourself in position and swing at it
Now with everything set up, you need to set yourself up a few steps behind the watermelon. Now take a short run up to the watermelon and pulverize it with your karate kick. Make sure to connect with your instep, because you don’t want that watermelon to get back up after you kick it.
Once you have kicked the watermelon and it has broken into pieces, you may pick up some of the remains off the floor and then eat them. Preferably this should be done while looking at the crowd, or the person who doubted your ability in the first place.
