Celebrity Halloween Costume Ideas for Couples
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
You know them as the king and queen of white trash; consequently, Brit and her aspiring rapper/professional gold digger husband prove you don’t have to be talented to be famous-you just have to do stupid things.
For her: Wear a black bra under a white wife beater and cut off denim shorts. For shoes, wear either Ugg boots or go bare foot-Brit’s notorious for her numerous visits to public bathrooms sans shoes. Put a trucker hat over a messy bun and go crazy on the make up. Have fun with your accessories: cigarettes, Cheetos, a Frappuccino, and of course a poor little Sean Preston baby doll. Throughout the night, misplace the baby or leave him in hazardous situations.
For him: Wear an extra long wife beater over saggy cargo shorts-at least two sizes too big. Cover arms in fake tattoos and wear white socks with sandals. Grow a scraggly goatee and throw a trucker hat on your greasy hair. Finally, carry around a ridiculous amount of fake $100 bills and use them from everything to blowing your nose to napkins.
Harry Potter and Hermione Granger
As the world’s favorite wizard and his know-it-all friend, Harry and Hermione don’t just rule Hogwarts, they seem to have found a place in everyone’s hearts. And please, do us all a favor and relieve these two of their sexual tension.
For her: Wear a white collared shirt and red tie under a grey pullover with a grey pleated skirt. For your leg wear, find a pair of black mary janes or penny loafers and grey knee socks or tights. Turn an old black graduation robe into a cloak-safety pin the school crest for an extra flair. Carry around a stack of books and a wand.
For him: Wear matching outfits to Hermione, except replace skirt with grey slacks. Wear round wire glasses and draw a lightning shaped scar on your forehead. Carry around a wand or a broom; also, don’t forget about your “invisibility” cloak. Repeatedly through the night, grab your scar in pain or knock off your glasses and stumble around.
Kate Moss and Pete Doherty
A modern day beauty and the beast, Kate and her rocker fiancÃ?© are the newest victims to Whitney and Bobby syndrome. Kate’s career took a major plummet when photos surfaced of her snorting cocaine. Still, she stands by her man though his constant struggle with drugs and stints in rehab.
For her: Wear a cropped vest over a little black mini dress with and knee high boots. Straighten your hair and wear Jackie-O sunglasses (bonus points for Dior or Dior inspired) and little make-up; dab a bit of fake blood under your nose. Take frequent trips to the bathroom to “powder your nose” and leave a trail of white powder where ever you go. Rub and sniff your nose throughout the night.
For him: Wear a dirty white undershirt with skinny fitting jeans, try to squeeze into a pair of women’s if possible. Accessorize with a goofy brimmed hat or a flat cap, cigarettes, a plaid scarf and a bottle of booze. Paint dark circles under your eyes and dap some fake blood under your nose. Brag about your recent sobriety and then pass out in random places.
Pam Anderson and Kid Rock
Maybe we were wrong about Britney and K-Fed because Pam and Rock could probably give them run for their money in the trashiest couple competition. Nothing says class like a shot gun wedding in a bikini and wife beater.
For her: Wear a generously stuffed push up bra under a halfway unbuttoned white blouse. Tuck top into a mini skirt or hot pants and wear with black spike heels. Pick out an outrageous blonde-bombshell wig and cake on the make-up-don’t forget the fake eyelashes. When you’re not making out with your husband, pass out flyers for PETA and petition for animal rights.
For him: Wear a dirty blond wig under a cowboy or trucker hat. As far as clothing, dress in a dirty wife beater, a pair of jeans and a cowboy belt. Wear aviator sunglasses and carry around cans of cheap beer and a cigar.
Love the costume idea but not keen on our fashion suggestions? Google image search the celebs for more ideas. Don’t be afraid to go all out-Halloween only comes once a year and there’s no guarantee these couples will still be together next year!
