Fat People Bother Me
Why do they bother anyone? There are so many questions and with those questions at least twenty responses. But I really only have a few responses and remedies for those chocolate-chunk-consuming-creatures amongst us, in the fattest country in the world.
Fat people are lazy. No- that is no generalization, it is pure truth. I have never met an obese person who moves around much. Fat people are lazy because they do not get up and walk at least 30 minutes a day. Fat people, in effect, do not use any of the energy from the foods they consume, ergo they are lazy. Out of all of the fat people I have ever known, only one or two out of a good plethora of whale-sized individuals have been able to meet deadlines or work extremely hard at their jobs. Most dilly daddle, or waddle around with food in their mouths, drink caffeinated drinks and wonder why in the hell they’re so morbidly obese.
Because they are lazy. You need to exercise at least 7 hours a week. How many hours are in a week? 168. That’s 161 other hours you can spend doing other things… but I suppose, my next statement also supports this one.
Fat people do not understand basic math. If obese people in the United States understood math they could count calories and actually portion the sizes of their meals according to the recommended amounts. ONE SERVING OF MEAT IS EQUAL TO THE SIZE OF A DECK OF 52 REGULAR PLAYING CARDS. Sorry, but you’re 12 oz. Porterhouse Steak is almost a week’s worth of meat for one meal.
Fat people do not have a DISEASE. I’m sorry. Obesity, while it is an epidemic, and some of it IS hereditary, is controllable. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but fat people have no disease. Look at Oprah. She was a chunk, but got rid of it. Janet Jackson recently as well gained weight, but dropped it all off. Being slightly overweight runs in my family, but I am your average weight person who takes her health, age and lifestyle into consideration. In no way am I going to sit in front of a computer all day while eating.
It’s about work. It’s about movement. It’s about TRYING. If you try, you will get results. Recently at my school we had a female representative from the local gym come in and teach us things we can do at home. Get a stability ball. Do pushups off of a counter, squat with your office chair in your spare time. Quit being lazy, learn how to calculate, and quit telling yourself you have a disease.
