Give Me a Break

“Your lawn needs to be cut.”
“Give me a break.”

“Your dog is barking too loudly.”
“Give me a break.”

“You put your garbage out too early.”
“Give me a break.”

“Your roof needs to be replaced.”
“Give me a break.”

“The dentist called and said that you needed a root canal.”
“Give me a break.”

“Here’s the car part that you ordered.”
“What is it?”
“A brake.”