Home Makeover Alert! the Benefits of Double Decker Rooms
A double decker room is just like a regular room only it has two levels (duh). It’s totally all the rage on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and on any (good) home makeover website. Basically all you need to get started is this…
-A House that has rooms (that you own!)
-Lots and lots of wood and nails and tool type things
and
-SPIRIT!
It’s imperative that you have the first and last thing of that list I just made. For starters, it’s pretty hard to make awesome home makeover improvements if you’re not homeowner, silly! Funny story: in 1994 I was renting a beautiful Cape Cod with my then lover Steven (who turned out to be a total dick) and we decided to make a few small changes. Who knew that the landlord wasn’t going to approve of a love dungeon? Well, needless to say, I learned that lesson the hard way.
Also, you’re going to need spirit and lots of it. Don’t even think about starting a home makeover assignment without plenty of spirit in the bank, mister. That’s SPIRIT…S-P-I-R-I-T! Spirit! You’re going to need it, I’m telling you. This is not an easy project.
Okay, to get started you’re also going to need to be a midget. What? Midgets need home makeover advice too. Huh, what’s that…I should have mentioned that in the intro. Oh, phooey! Sometimes you just can’t win.
Well, anyway, let’s move on. So you’re a midget and you’re a homeowner and you’ve got lots of SPIRIT and you’re ready to do a really awesome home makeover…are we on the same page people?!? Okay, let’s go.
Just put the wood in the room and nail it to the walls and put a bed and a couch and a TV on top and a desk and a Jacuzzi on the bottom. Twice the space…it’s that easy.
Happy home makeover everybody!
Come back next time when we discuss how to maximize your closet space (If you’re a shoe whore like me, you’ll need to read this one). Bye everybody! Kisses.