Hoopty
This car is a piece of crap
It’s even missing 2 hubcaps.
It guzzles gas like my drunken spouse
Drinks all the liquor in the house.
It jerks and twitches with every left turn,
I want to ignite it and watch it burn.
The horn is a thing long past
I think the seat gave me a rash.
No radio, A/C, or heat
The damn thing smells like feet.
But if there’s one thing I know
I’ll be at where I need to go.
