How to Tell If Your Neighbor Might Be a Terrorist

If your neighbor has a gasoline tanker parked in the front yard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a bobble head doll of Osama bin Laden on his dashboard, your neighbor might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has miniatures of national landmarks in his backyard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a digital board of the number of servicemen killed in Iraq, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has empty plutonium canisters in the front yard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a machinegun range in his backyard, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a crop-duster parked in his garage, he or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor has a sign in his front yard, which reads, America sucks! He or she might be a terrorist.

If your neighbor is seen carrying items in their home, such as grenades, rifles, hand held missile launchers, he or she might be a terrorist.

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