How to Tell If Your Woman Really Cares for You or What’s in Your Pants

Have you ever had the sneaking suspicion that your better half is more interested in the bulge in your pants, than the bulge in your heart? No not the bulge in the front of you pants, the bulge produced by your wallet. This article would be useless if I was trying to teach you the ways to tell if she was more interested in the bulge in the front of your pants. Why would you care? That would be every guys dream girl.
But let’s stay on topic. It is very easy to determine if your girlfriend is more concerned with your paycheck than she is with your happiness. Just check her behavior against these ten simple rules:

10) Does she start every conversation with the phrase, “I wantâÂ?¦?” If she does, you can rest assured that she is more interested in what she can get out of your wallet, than what she can get out of your heart.

9) Is she constantly complaining, “You never take me anywhere!”? If she is, it’s obvious that she can’t enjoy the simpler things in life, like watching a video, or reading a book.

8) Does she expect you to dump your paycheck in your joint checking account while she keeps hers stashed away because, “Women don’t make as much as men anyway, so my paycheck doesn’t amount to much”? If she does, she’s just using her paycheck as capital to finance the hostile takeover of all of your assets down the line.

7) Does she expect you to finance the upkeep of her life while going into bankruptcy in your own finances? I mean, if you loved her, you should want to make sure she’s taken care of, right? Bull. If women’s lib taught us nothing else, it’s that women can make it financially on their own, so let them.

6) Do her hobbies come first on your budget? Do you have to put off those season tickets to your favorite sports team because she wants to take an all-girl’s trip to the Bahamas, “To decompress”? She can’t pay for the trip herself, because she doesn’t make as much as you do. If she uses this excuse to con you into paying for her trip, you are probably also paying for the cabana boy she will most likely spend her nights with.

5) And be careful if she asks you to pay for her health club membership. Oh, she’ll tell you that you should pay because she wants to make sure she always looks good for you. But why won’t she let you go to the gym and work out with her? Is it because she is really trying to impress her trainer? Hmmmmm?

4) Does your woman expect you to pay for every date, every vacation and every blessed thing that you do outside the house? Where is her paycheck going anyway?

3) Are you expected to pay all the necessity bills (electric, phone, cable/satellite, water), while her paycheck is still hiding in that mysterious purse of the unknown? She can put in a little for the upkeep of your home. Don’t let her convince you otherwise

2) Is daily life with her one big financial nightmare? Can I afford to take her to her favorite restaurant? Can I take her to a matinee without her thinking I am cheap? Can she tell my shirt was bought at Wal-Mart instead of Niemen’s? Why can’t she be happy with a one-carat diamond instead of a 14-carat diamond? If these questions plague your daily existence, you have a woman on your hands who is definitely more interested in what is in your pants than what is in your heart. RUN! Run as fast as you can.

1) And the number one way to tell if your woman is more interested in what is in your wallet than what is in your heart is actually more of an rule to determine if you should just give up. Are you more interested in what is in her pants than what is in her heart? If you are, you have already lost the battle and you might as well just sign over you entire portfolio, your house, your car and all your assets to her now. You are in a no win situation. Good Luck. You are about to enter the wonderful world of bankruptcy.