Humorous Haikus Volume 1
Haiku 1: Birthday
Happy Birthday is
Half-eaten cake from your kids
World’s best weight watchers
Haiku 2: Friendship
A true friend tells you
Your breath stinks and cheers you on
All in one day’s time
Haiku 3: Birthday
Birthday’s are for Those
Who want to celebrate Life
Crow’s Feet and Hair Loss
Haiku 4: Friendship
Friends will fight sometimes
Make up all the time because
Menstrual Cycles end
Haiku 5: Thank You
Thank God for High Tea
Low-Heeled Sling Back Jimmy Choos
Husbands with Visa
Haiku 6: Birthday
Birthday Wishes come
in Small, Medium, and Large
Boxes for your Bills
