I Should Be Thanking the Guy I was Cursing

Be saved, ye sinners, and I will take from thee thy meaningless gold, for true health lies in Glory not in the wallet. Shed thyself of earthly wealth and take in exchange the Blessing, for thy dutiful clergy know better how to make use of our vast resources. Renounce your sinful psychosis and know our Blissful Narcosis; reject the rays of the Sun and bask instead in the light of the Son. Join our ritual and know that you are nothing.