Nine Almost Family Friendly Frog Jokes and a Bad Story
Flustered, the woman replies, “UmâÂ?¦I can think of a few rabbit jokes.”
“Tell you what. If you can think of a frog joke, you can have your soy vanilla latte for free.”
“Really?”
“Yep.”
“UmâÂ?¦.”
The woman thought long and hard (or at least long enough to feel socially awkward about it). Finally, she came up with these two jokes by switching some of the words in jokes she already knew. Anything for a free coffee..
Tried and True, With a Twist of Frog
Q: How do you catch a unique frog?
A: Unique up on it.
Even Worse�
Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree?
A: Because it croaked.
The woman went back to her apartment, belly full of free soy vanilla latte. Problem was, any time she stopped actively thinking about stuff for more than two seconds, another made-up frog joke popped into her head.
Frog Baseball
Two good frog buddies decide to buy season tickets to Cubs games so they can hang out and watch baseball all summer. Unfortunately, one of the frogs gets sick and misses a few games. When he finally feels good enough to make it back to Wrigley Field, he asks his buddy, “Catch any flies while I was away?”
Frog Personal Ad
Looking for a SFF (Single Female Frog) to share sunsets on the water and long hops on the beach. Must be willing to love me for the frog I am, warts and all.
Fun with Frogs
Two kinky frogs go on a date. Things are going pretty well, so the sadistic frog turns to the masochistic frog and says, “I feel like frog legs for dinner.”
Frog Love
A boy frog and a girl frog go on a date. They share a romantic dinner of aphids and mosquitoes, and the boy serenades the girl with a lovely melody of croaks while puffing out his chin as a masculine mating signal. The girl frog is so impressed that she asks the boy frog back to her pad.
Frog Marriage
A married frog couple decides to stay in bed all day to put some romance back into their relationship. Around mid afternoon, the wife looks at her husband and says, “I’m starting to feel guilty for staying in bed all day. Shouldn’t we be doing something more productive?”
“Nah,” said her husband. “We’re just two bumps on a log.”
An Unusual Game
A frog is hopping by a playground one afternoon and sees some children playing a very unusual game. The first child gets on his hands and knees while the second child jumps over him. The second child then gets on the ground and the first child jumps over him. They repeat this strange game for several minutes before running off to slide.
When the frog goes back to the pond, he tells all the other frogs about this strange game he saw. One of the other frogs asks, “So, what is this game called?”
The frog thinks for a minute before replying, “Leap-kid.”
The woman finally ran out of frog jokes. However, she made the mistake of telling her roommate about the frog joke situation in her brain, and then the roommate came up with a frog joke that was better than any the woman thought of on her own. Here it is:
God Created Frog Jokes
God was lounging about on the seventh day, marveling at all his wonderful creations. Between the light and man, God thought he’d had a pretty productive six days. Instead of taking it easy, however, he started analyzing what he’d done. Everything seemed perfect, except for one small thing he just couldn’t put his finger upon. Because he’d imbued the frog with great wisdom (instead of beauty), God went to the frog and said, “Wise frog, I have given you great wisdom, and now is your chance to use it. If you were God and not I, what would you do to improve Paradise?”
The frog looked at God with his buggy eyes and said, “Ribbit.”
So God took Adam’s rib and created woman.
