Original Family Friendly Jokes About Vegetables
1. Family friendly jokes about carrots.
Q: What did one carrot say to the other carrot?
A: Is it orange in here, or is it just me?
Q: What did the other carrot say back?
A: Hang on a minute while I root around for the answer!
2. Family friendly jokes about zucchini.
Q: What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?
A: A zoo-chini!
Q: What is a zucchini’s favorite game?
A: Squash!
3. Family friendly jokes about radishes.
Q: Why are radishes smart?
A: Radishes are smart because they’re so well-read (red)!
Q: What’s the coolest vegetable?
A: A rad-ish!
4. Family friendly jokes about peas.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas (peace) on earth!
Q: Why do vegetables want that so much?
A: Because it will give them peas (piece) of mind!
5. Family friendly jokes about beans.
Q: What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: A string bean!
Q: What kind of vegetable is jealous?
A: A green bean!
6. Family friendly jokes about spinach.
Q: What’s a dancer’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: Spin-ach!
Q: What’s the most uncomfortable kind of vegetable?
A: Spin-ouch!
7. Family friendly jokes about cabbages.
Q: Why do cabbages win at races?
A: Because they know how to get a-head!
Q: What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: A Cab-bage!
8. Family friendly jokes about corn.
Q: What kind of vegetable is the most likely to be a rock and roll fan?
A: An ear of corn!
Q: What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?
A: “Aw, shucks!”
9. Family friendly jokes about eggplant.
Q: What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?
A: An egg-plant!
Q: What’s purple, delicious, and fun to decorate for Easter?
A: A hard-boiled eggplant!
10. Family friendly jokes about lettuce.
Q: What is a kayaker’s favorite kind of lettuce?
A: Row-maine!
Q: What did the salad greens say to the hungry kid?
A: We’ll make your mouth and your tummy happy, if you lettuce (let us)!
