Product Claims and Ditzy Dames

She stood there smiling at me in the mirror – her mouth the minty green foam color of my toothpaste, and my toothbrush … MY TOOTHBRUSH!! … poking out between those pearly whites of hers.

“What are you doing?,” I growled in disbelief. “You can’t just brush your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush!!”

“Oh, but it’s ok now, honey – SEE?” She turned to grab the tube and held it up for my inspection.

“That’s not a problem anymore, SEE?” She smiled again sweetly, pointing to the tube. “They have toothpaste now that KILLS GERMS!!!!!”