Sarah Palin Haiku
Moose feast happily
On Alaskan tundra moss.
Bang! Goes Palin’s gun.
On Alaskan tundra moss.
Bang! Goes Palin’s gun.
On-the-job training
is best for learning new things.
At least, we hope so.
She compared herself
to dumb dog, takes offense when
compared to bright pig?
Mommy! Hunts a moose!:
When I think of leadership,
those two top my list.
Bridges to nowhere
Ain’t really that ambitious:
How ’bout hockey rinks?
Cops over budget?
Just use Palin’s solution:
Rape kits now cost you!
