Snow Job

A man in black, white washed a zebra one night,
Trying to paint the animal pure white.
Said he, our object is two pronged:
We are right, Snowden’s wrong,
Black is white, day is night, and a zebra has no stripes!

*www.urbandictionary.com/define.php men in black “usually refers to members of the F.B.I., C.I.A., N.S.A., or any members of other covert, government organization or the organizations themselves.” I refer to MiB
in this sense although other elements are often included in the definition.