The Sad and Mysterious Death of Anna Nicole Smith’s Son
-Daniel died at the hospital where his mother was giving birth to a new daughter. Lawyer Howard K. Stern, also from “The Anna Nicole Show” on E!, was present as well.
-Doctors and authorities have already declared Daniel’s death “suspicious” and charges could be filed very soon.
-Mysteriously, representatives from TrimSpa, the diet pill company that Anna Nicole Smith endorses, have been the only ones to speak publicly in her defense.
-Daniel was by far the most normal person from the popular E! reality program, even if he was only a teenager at the time.
-Why do you go to Bermuda to have a baby? The doctors there can’t possibly be better than those in America.
So this story gets stranger by the minute; basically, it’s prime filler for any gaps on The Trio. (NOTE: I’m trying to popularize the term “The Trio” to describe our three big cable news networks: CNN, Fox News and MSNBC.) America loves a good “mysterious island death” story (See Natalee Holloway). From what I read it seems like (and let me stress that I don’t know how this is possibly going to work out, I’m just speculating) Stern and Ms. Smith are possibly going to be linked in connection to Daniel’s death. Yes, this makes zero sense, but everything I’ve come across seems to be leaning in the direction for some reason.
So, while I really don’t want to speculate on anything in particular, I do want to make a particular point: We (The American Viewing Public) have not see anything yet when it comes to this story. Something big is on the horizon and though Anna Nicole is a C List celebrity at best, the careers (and misfortunes) of Phil Spector and Robert Blake (among others) have taught us that a good murder story can go a long way.
I mean, come on, you have to admit that it’s a little weird that all this “suspicious” stuff happens in the Caribbean? Or is solely due to the fact that an island setting is just a more appealing backdrop for this type of story, and the media blows it up accordingly? Probably the latter, but it’s still strange. I’m going to keep an eye on this story, but if I’m right about this, it’s going to find my eye anyway. Shit, it will smother my entire face probably, and choke me in its bosom of doom.
To Be Continued?
