The Top 5 Perverted Entertainers of All Time
I know what you thinking; what kind of list of the perverted entertainers of all time has Michael Jackson in the last position? Well, you have to be careful with lists like this, because if shit is only alleged then maybe it didn’t really happen (plus numbers 4-1 are all pretty cool choices, and not nearly as obvious as Michael Jackson).
With that said, Michael Jackson is a total pervert. The whole Jesus Juice thing has got to be one of the grossest things I have ever heard. I’m totally surprised that someone hasn’t made started manufacturing Jesus Juice Wine (a California couple attempted to trademark the idea but backed down do to pressure from the Michael Jackson legal camp). Look, I don’t know if the King of Pop did all the things that he was accused of (they’re all pretty disgusting). He was found innocent. I mean, he probably did some of the stuff that they said he was. Mostly, he’s just seems profoundly confused and emotionally screwed. That’s not a crime. “Man in the Mirror” is one of my favorite songs of all time.
4. JM Barrie
JM or James Barrie is the creator of the legendary play Peter Pan. Much was made of Johnny Depp’s portrayal of the flawed author and playwright, but frankly, they let him off too easy. At best, Barrie was an asexual man who truly loved children in a non sexual way. Although nothing can be confirmed as far as actual molestation goes, Barrie seriously screwed up the heads of the real life boys whom he became guardian of. Sylvia Llewelyn-Davis was a widow and mother to the five boys that Barrie essentially adopted when she passed away at a young age. There are many reports that allege Barrie to have been a pedophile and that the Llewelyn-Davis boys were his main prey (though these scandalous rumors can not be substantiated). However, we do know what happened to the children, and you’ll be shocked to know that two of the five committed suicide and one died young in the war.
Perhaps, the suicides of the two boys (George and Peter, whom Barrie was closest to) were just a coincidence and say nothing to the perverted nature of JM Barrie. But at the very least, it implies he was a horrible father figure and similar to Michael Jackson on one too many levels.
3. R Kelly
R Kelly is a sex maniac, if not a pedophile and a total pervert. The video which shows him pissing onto an (allegedly) fifteen year old girl is something special alright. It’s true that the man in the video may or may not be R Kelly, but there seems to be enough personal accounts from people in his camp to confirm his mischievous ways (even his own brother has come out against him).
I have no problem with sex maniacs (in a way, I think we all have some sex crazed person living inside of us). But you cross a line when you bring in the urination thing (underage, overage or in between- it’s not right). I mean, what brings some one to pee on somebody else in the middle of a sex act. It’s so…sticky.
2. Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Lee Lewis is perhaps more famous for marrying his cousin than being one of the greatest pioneers in the history of rock n’ roll; and that is why he’s on this list. Before he married his thirteen year old cousin Myra Gale Brown (the singer’s third wife at the age of 23), Jerry Lee Lewis was on the fast track to being one of rock’s most glorified and respected musicians. And he, basically, threw it all away.
He’s made quite the comeback since the 1958 scandal. However, it’s no surprise that a comeback of this nature would take nearly half a century. I don’t care how attractive your thirteen year old cousin is, you don’t have sex with her. This might have more to do with Jerry Lee Lewis’ retarded southern roots than it does anything else. So, in that vain, he gets half a pass.
1. Gary Glitter
The most screwed pervert, by far, in the history of rock n’ roll has got to be Gary Glitter. If you’ve never heard of Glitter, you’re not alone. The only thing he’s famous for (aside from kiddy porn and pedophilia) is writing a song called “Rock n’ Roll (Part 2)”. “Rock n’ Roll” (Part 2)” is a song that only gets played at sporting events (it’s the one where everyone goes “Hey!” at various parts; you know what I’m talking about). It’s also on a shitload of compilations, most famously one called ESPN’s Rock n’ Jock CD. Not that it matters, but I’ve always wondered what “Rock n’ Roll (Part 1)” sounded like. Perhaps, I’ll never now.
Now, back to Gary Glitter’s personal life. In separate incidents in 1997 and 1999, Glitter was convicted of having child pornography in England. After getting out of jail, Glitter decided he needed the real thing; and he’s spent the last five years or so traveling around the world, hitting up all the child prostitution hot spots. Late in 2005 Gary Glitter was arrested for the rape of two under aged girls in Vietnam. Classy. He was convicted in 2006.
