How to Violate Your Probation
Before you think about violating your probation, you must first know what a probation is in legal terms. In its strictest sense, probation is the release of an offender from detention, subject to a set period of good behaviour under supervision. Usually, the supervision is done under a probation officer. The discharge is a conditional one and in most cases lasts for one to two years. During this period, you must show good behaviour, make regular appearances whenever ordered by the court and keep your designated probation officer in the loop whenever there’s any change in address or job. Depending on the type of crime you had committed, extra sanctions might also be ordered by the court and you will have to respect and not violate them.
However, if you still feel like a rebel, it’s totally your call. There are a lot of things that you can do that are in direct violation of your probation. If you are so hell bent on violating the probation, you must keep in mind that once you are caught, there will be no running away and more strict sanctions and terms could await you.
Instructions
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If you have been an ex-felon, the best way to violate your probation is by starting to commit new crimes that can be even more heinous than the previous ones. That will definitely leave a distinct impression of you on the court and they will accept that you have violated the law again.
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Even if you are not charged with any sort of crime, you can get yourself arrested. Try stealing a doughnut from a nearby cop for instance or throw his coffee on his shirt. Then, give him a chase. Usually, these guys are fast and when they try to arrest you, show some resistance and you will get tazered before they handcuff you.
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If you have a ticket and you don’t want to pay it, then don’t pay it.
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If the reason for you probation and your sentence in prison was a person, go to his place even if he is under protection. Take a baseball bat and beat seven shades of crap out of him. Beat the guy to a pulp and let your frustration and anger get the best of you.
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Try skip court orders whenever you feel like and if you can’t skip them, go there drunk and throw a real tantrum and do stupid things. That way the judge will realise that you have been a bad boy and need to be handcuffed again.
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Go to the narrow nooks of your city’s streets, buy drugs, get in touch with the local drug dealers and help them out. That way, you will earn a lot of illegal money and thoroughly violate the particularities of your probation.
